Boobs are Proof
Boobs ! are the proof that Man can focus on two things at once.
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
Blow Job Week
Calls her PERIOD week as BLOW JOB Week
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Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!
Shhhh... Little Johnny is here
Shhhh.... It's Okay, You have been preparing for this your whole life.
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Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
Little Johnny says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
Little Johnny replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
Little Johnny says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
Little Johnny replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Sex with Clown
What's funnier than having sex with a five year old?
Having sex with a four year old in a clown costume.
Little Johnny and his Mother
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls. Could you please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this."
So Little Johnny's mother takes him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.
"First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.
"Take off my skirt..."
Little Johnny takes off her skirt.
"Take off my bra."
He takes off her bra.
"Now, Johnny, please take off my panties."
When Little Johnny is finally done taking off the clothes, she says, "Johnny, Please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"
GOT YOU AGAIN, WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING? SOME DIRTY STUFF, NO JOHNNY WAS ONLY GIVING BACK THE CLOTHES TO HIS MUM.
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