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If you can make a Girl Laugh, You can Make her do Anything
Make her Laugh
Shhhhh..... Don't wake her. I'm not done yet !
Don't wake her
Boobs ! are the proof that Man can focus on two things at once.
Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
Boobs are Proof
Calls her PERIOD week as BLOW JOB Week
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Q: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
A: The ten minutes of silence!
Blow Job Week
Shhhh.... It's Okay, You have been preparing for this your whole life.
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Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
Little Johnny says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
Little Johnny replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Little Johnny wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says. "Oh ... well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again."
Little Johnny says, "That won't work."
His mom says, "Why?"
Little Johnny replies. "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
Shhhh... Little Johnny is here
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